Janelle Ortiz
i weighed myself today

and was really surprised! i only weigh 110 lbs. I don’t like that though. Normally I’m 115. I think the scale was off.

Anyways, I start my new job tomorrow. I am basically a security guard at an art museum. MOVE OUT MA WAY BITCHES. I spent 4 hours watching security training videos in orientation for this job. that was a bad idea. OF course I didn’t pay attention. Thankfully I have been to museums so I know what to do. Stay 2 ft away, don’t make gestures at the works, don’t touch, no food/drink/cigz in the galleries. Kids can’t be runnin around and shit.